Why I Think The Original Ultraman Is So Erotic

 Hmmmm well now you may be wondering why I love the original Ultraman so much.

Well, here are 6 reasons why I love him, and only him!

REASON 1: ULTRA BIG BULGE

Aaah... there is nothing like the Showa era for awkwardly large bulge shots. Honestly, I think these days TsuPro purposely hires suit actors with small penises so that the crotch area doesn't stick out so much.

you know, because kids watch it.

In the Showa era, they seemed to have no such concerns, as evidenced by the ultra-large cock shot above.

At this point why not just leave the crotch area open and exposed? I would love that...

REASON 2: MUSCLE MAN

I remain convinced that the original Ultraman was the beefiest ultra warrior in the showa era. I mean, look at his chest area! Nothing screams masculine dominance like having extra muscle where it can be seen by the whole world. His arms are also quite beefy...

REASON 3: HANDSOME FACE

Look at that smooth face... It may seem weird but that face is the most handsome face I've seen. Smooth and chiseled, what could you not like about it?

REASON 4: COLOR TIMER

What can I say? The color timer is always erotic when it starts beeping. It looks especially good on Ultraman because of his thick chest. Also, for some reason the Ultraman type c suit is slightly shiny, so on closeups of the blinking color timer it looks like Ultraman is sweating from exhaustion, which makes it 100x more erotic.

REASON 5: EROTIC POSES

Whenever Ultraman is in some sort of pain, he usually does a so called "pain pose".

This pain pose is usually very erotic as evidenced by the photos above.

I think it is because due to his muscles Ultraman looks like a strong man and to see such a powerful man writhing in pain is very erotic...

and finally...

REASON 6: CHEST HEAVING

click links below for relevant GIFs

https://gyazo.com/d7409cd2cb18fe0a7c775388493d1508

https://gyazo.com/959ce014bfe9d897e7fe20bfd983baa0

When Ultraman's chest heaves, it is extremely erotic. The effect is made even more erotic by Ultraman's thick chest, so his chest heaving is more noticable.